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                         . |\/\/  \/|/|/|
                       __|\|            |/|__
                       \    HEY!  NURSE!    /
                       /  BEDPAN!  I GOTTA! \
                      /____                __\
                          /,'|/\/\  /\|\/|/
                 __      /'  '    \/  `  '
               ('__`>
               // >(
               `\_</(//             _
              //( \,---:____-----__/ \___ _
             ||  \ \    /           )) _// |
             ||,' \ `.  (( ((         //   |
             ||____`. `,|   \    \   ||    |
             ||______`/=|    | \  \\ ||  ,||
             ||_______\_| /  |  \  \ ||,' ||












             ____________________________________
           ,'                                    `.
          /      That took almost 20 seconds!      \
         |  Why am I being treated like a piece of  |
         |  $#%@ around here!  I've fought in WWI,  |
         |   after all!  I'm a #@$%ing patriotic    |
         |  hero, that's what!  I was even born on  |
         |  the second of May!  (Not that that's a  |
         |  significant date now, but it will be,   |
          \     mark my words, it will be!)        /
           `.________________  __________________,'
                            /,'
                           /'
                 __
               ('__`>
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              //( \,--- `.__,' --__/ \___ _
             ||  \ \    /           )) _// |
             ||,' \ `.,_(( ((         //   |
             ||____`__\=|   \    \   ||    |
             ||_______/=|    | \  \\ ||  ,||
             ||_______\_| /  |  \  \ ||,' ||











               ___________________________________________
             ,'                                           `.
            /    So anyway, the doctors said I shouldn't    \
           |    be flying yet, but what do they know?  But   |
           |   today I'm getting my stitches out, and then   |
           |  they can't stop me any more, even officially.  |
           |   Can you believe that thing went right up my   |
           |  $#$@%?!!  The pain, I'm telling ya, the pain!  |
           |  (High command told me if anyone asks I'm to    |
           | tell them it was a head injury I've sustained.) |
           |   I mean, I had thought it was painful when I   |
           |   caught that dose of clap last year, (wasn't   |
           |   allowed to mention that in my book, either)   |
           |      but THIS...  You can't even begin to       |
            \              imagine how painful--            /
             `.__________________  _______________________,'
                                /,'
                               /'
                     __
                   <'__`)
                   :o)o\\
                    \-_/'   (//,
                    |-'`-.__\_\_____,--._
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                ||/  /._   /           )) _// |
                ||| |   `,_(( ((         //   |
                ||(  \ /_\=|   \    \   ||    |
                ||_`._) =/=|    | \  \\ ||  ,||
                ||_____`_\_| /  |  \  \ ||,' ||










                     _______________________________
                   ,'                               `.
                  /   Hello!  Earth to infantryman!   \
                 |  Were you even listening?  Not the  |
                 |   sympathetic type, are we?  Well,  |
                  \     fine have it your way!!!      /
                   `._____________  ________________,'
                                 /,'
                                /'
                     __
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                   :>)<\\  \ )
                    \o_/'  | |
                    /-'`-._/_/______,--._
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                |/  /   `,_(( ((         //   |
                / ,'_____\=|   \    \   ||    |
          ( (  /-/_______/=|    | \  \\ ||  ,||
              //)|_______\_| /  |  \  \ ||,' ||









                          ________________________
                     ____(_                       )_____
                  __(         Grouchy fellah!        ___)_____
                 (                                          __)
                (_ It's precisely on account of people like )
             _   (___ him that I'm a tongue-tied recluse! ___)
            (_)    (_______________________________________)


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     ||,'\//____\\ ))         //   |
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     ||_________| /  |  \  \ ||,' ||
     ||         `~~~~~~~~~~~~||
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